Digital Boners
Jan 31st
BonerCast
We’ll be taking a week off from recording as Walleh and Jason want to flex their digital boners in a Smash Bros Brawl tournament. Root for them to win or else Walleh will sacrifice himself to the Sun God and then I’ll have to edit the podcast. That means low production values, crappy audio, and me rocking back in forth in the corner tossing my own feces.
We’ll be back next week to have a big discussion on Mass Effect 2 and how it may just change gaming.
8bitBar Episode 021-I Don’t Have One to Tease
Jan 26th
Producer’s Note: 5 points to who ever knows who this cosplay is of.
Ashleigh and Steven return from the great state of California to join us once again for a full cast! Along the way we discuss Bayonetta and her sexuality, how Jason is compelled to give Microsoft his money, and old timey point and click games. We also spoil the shit out of some games so be warned.
Games destroyed: Bayonetta, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Borderlands DLC, Vagrant Hearts: Flames of Judgement, Death by Cube, Soul, Saints Row 2, Champions Online, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, No More Heroes 2, Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond, Tales of Monkey Island, Secret of Monkey Island
Show Notes: Pokemon Girl-The true PokeMaster Vandal Hearts:FoJ art style
Episode 020-Hot Fairy Load
Jan 19th
Producer’s Note: Never type Fairy Load with the safe search off
We’re a bit laid back this week as I amazingly forget the intro to our own show. No matter I’ve done it 19 times before, this one time I decide I’m hosting Cat Fancy Weekly instead. We talk Dark Void, free MMOs with hilariously bad engrish, and our growing need for Mega Man 10.
Don’t forget our Modern Warfare 2 contest that is still ongoing. We haven’t received any entries yet, so the games are still up for grabs. Send in your entry to mail@8bitbar.com, along with the version of the game you want. Send your comments and questions to the same address as well.
The music for this episode is off of the new Data Airlines Release "Knife". Check it out at http://www.dataairlines.net/releases/data-airlines-the-knife-data013/
8bit Bar’s Call of Duty Warface Contest!
Jan 16th
We have a contest running for two copies of Modern Warfare 2 (PS3 & PC). To enter, send an email to mail@8bitbar.com with your best war face. We want the most epic and battle ready face you can make. Make sure you hold a piece of paper that says “8-Bit Bar” in the picture to confirm its you. We also want to know what “…Oscar Mike” and “FUBAR” mean, and what version of the game you want.
Deadline is January 30, 2010
Episode 019-The Return of 8-Bit Bar
Jan 12th
It’s the return of the 8-Bit Bar! A new format and segments! Action! Exclamation points! (Producer’s Note: With three times the piss jokes!) The crew returns from a three week long hiatus ready to fuck your ear drums and not have the decency to call you in the morning. Jason recounts his octopi fighting exploits to us and Wallace and Tony suggest we all compare our dicks. Business as usual.
We also have a contest running for two copies of Modern Warfare 2, one on PC and the other on PS3. To enter, send an email to mail@8bitbar.com with your best war face. I want your most epic and battle ready face you can make. Make sure you hold a piece of paper that says “8-Bit Bar” with you in the picture to confirm its you. We also want to know what “Oscar Mike” and “FUBAR” mean, and what version of the game you want. Deadline is January 30, 2010
Show Notes: I Am Bayonetta Kick Ass Bayonetta TV Spot Leaked Ultra Combos from SSFIV Women of Ninja Warrior Gabe from PA tearing into Kotaku Time Code: 0:00:00-1:24:00 Now Playing 1:10:00-1:20:00 Dragon Age Spoiler 1:25:00-1:58:00 News and New Releases 1:59:00-2:24:00 Emails
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Episode 018 Side B – 8bit Bar’s Game of the Year Awards
Dec 24th
It is our Game of the Year Special! 8bit bar will be going on holiday and we’ll be back in the new year with the glorious return on Bason Jerger! If you want to submit an 8-Bits topic, send it to us via mail@8bitbar.com with 8-Bits in the subject header. You can also send your questions, comments, and insults to the same address. We’re also going to have a contest soon for a copy of Modern Warfare 2. So say tuned for more news on that.
Everyone at the 8bit Bar wishes all of our listeners a safe and wonderful holiday this year. Thank you so much for making us a part of your week. Much love.
| AWARDS: | Matt | Tony | Stephen | Jason | Ashleigh | Wally |
| Action/Adventure | Batman | Brutal Legend | Resident Evil 5 | Batman | Muramasa | Torchlight |
| RPG | Demon’s Souls | Demon’s Souls | Demon’s Souls | Dragon Age | Demon’s Souls | Dragon Age |
| Puzzle Game | Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box | —N/A— | Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box | Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box | Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box | Bejeweled Blitz |
| Fighting Game | Street Fighter IV | Street Fighter IV | Street Fighter IV | Street Fighter IV | Street Fighter IV/Blaze Blue | Tekken 6 |
| FPS | Modern Warfare 2 | Modern Warfare 2 | Modern Warfare 2 | Modern Warfare 2 | Modern Warfare 2 | Borderlands |
| Rhythm Game | Beatles: Rockband | —N/A— | DJ Hero | DJ Hero | Project Diva | DJ Hero |
| Download Title | Shadow Complex | Fat Princess | ‘Splosion Man | Shadow Complex | ‘Splosion Man | Wipeout HD Fury |
| Best DS Game | Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box | —N/A— | Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box | Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box | Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box | Henry Hatsworth |
| Best PSP Game | Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble | Disgaea 2 | Dissidia | Dissidia | Project Diva | Resident Evil 2 |
| Best Wii Game | Muramasa | —What’s a Wii?— | Silent Hill: Shattered Memories | Muramasa | New Super Mario Bros. Wii | —What’s a Wii?— |
| Best PC Game | Plants VS. Zombies | Fallout | Left For Dead 2 | Plants VS. Zombies | Sims 3 | Dragon Age |
| Best 360 Game | Halo 3 ODST | Brutal Legend | Brutal Legend | Modern Warfare 2 | Brutal Legend | Shadow Complex |
| Best PS3 Game | Uncharted 2 | Demon’s Souls | Uncharted 2 | Uncharted 2 | Uncharted 2 | Uncharted 2 |
| Best Story | Assassin’s Creed 2 | Brutal Legend | Brutal Legend | GhostBusters | Brutal Legend | Dragon Age |
| Most Innovative Game | Demon’s Souls | Blaze Blue | Brutal Legend | ??? | Brutal Legend | Demon’s Souls |
| Biggest Turkey | Prototype | King of Fighter’s XII | King of Fighter’s XII | King of Fighter’s XII | King of Fighter’s XII | The Conduit |
| Game of the Year | Batman | Street Fighter IV | Lutal Bregend (Brutal Legend) | Modern Warfare 2 | Brutal Legend | Dragon Age |
Episode 018 Side B - 8bit Bar's Game of the Year Awards [67:31m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (250)Episode 018 Side A – Gingerbread Dicks
Dec 23rd
The gang is back in a Brand new apartment recording studio recording the last podcast of the Season! On this side Ashliegh and Steven talk about their experience with Vesperia’s FAIL-arms, Tony loses track of his time and sanity in Fallout 3, Matt revisits the old school classics like Dead Space (2008 is retro, right?), and Wallace regails us with the newest game on the market, SUPER LAST MINUET MOVE 2k9 HYPER PACKING Edition…and Torchlight…lots of it.
Live Twit Pic: http://twitpic.com/ufwih
Games ruined: Tales of Vesperia, Dead Space, Torchlight, Street Fighter IV, Fallout 3, Brutal Legend, SUPER LAST MINUET MOVE 2k9 HYPER PACKING Edition, Dragon Age: Origins, Mat’s Mom
Episode 017 Side B-Black Frog
Dec 18th
Producer’s Note: We at 8bit bar do not discriminate based on race, color, ethnicity, nationality, sexual orientation or age.
The return of 8-Bits this week sees our favorite game endings, Tony Hawk Ride’s poor sales, and a discussion of the idiotic VGAs. If you want to submit an 8-Bits topic, send it to us via mail@8bitbar.com with 8-Bits in the subject header. You can also send your questions, comments, and insults to the same address. We’re also going to have a contest soon for a copy of Modern Warfare 2. So say tuned for more news on that. We’ll announce the details on the next show.
Episode 017 Side A- Jesus Had Two Daddies
Dec 15th
We return to a semi-normal crew this week, as Ashleigh and Steven return from the wilds of the Florida panhandle to sing us “Tales” of Vesperia and Peggle car trips. Tony fills in for Jason who is off fighting octopi in the oceans of Japan. He’ll be back after the holidays, so keep your hats on you Bergoholics.
Games discussed this week: Tales of Vesperia, Peggle iPhone, Resident Evil: DS, The Graveyard, The Path, Dante’s Inferno demo, Assassin’s Creed 2, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, PixelJunk Shooter, Shattered Horizon, Street Fighter IV, Torchlight, Qix++, Space Invaders Extreme, Fallout 3, Metal Gear Solid 3
Show Notes: Tales of Vesperia combo vids Sexual context in Silent Hill 1? Answer: There is none. Andrew Dice Clay. Can't believe Walleh doesn't know about this. Damn youngins' The Ghost Busters? Mantis Shrimp: The Shrimp that fought God Animals With Lightsabers
Episode 016- The Search For Episode 15
Dec 9th
Wait, wha?!?!?! No, you aren’t dreaming. We lost episode 15. At some point during the night, we went to play some Hasbro Family Game Night 2, left the door open, and the little guy ran out into the night. After hours of searching and Jason continuing to shout “Goatse!” at the top of his lungs, we decided he was better off and recorded episode 16. If it comes back, we’ll promise to you’ll be the first to know.
A lot of Assassins Creed 2 is spoiled at the 34min mark to about 39mins
Games discussed this week: Assassin’s Creed 2, Gran Turismo PSP, Tekken 6, Geometry Wars 2, Super Stardust HD, KissyPoo, MGS3, EVE Online, WoW, Dragon Age Origins
