8bit Bar Episode026 – Vixen Tornado
Mar 9th

Jason returns from the Modern Warfare 2 tournament with a few new inventions to combat gamer stink, and we think his 80s shoulder pads idea will set the video game world on fire. We then launch into a one of the most insane episodes ever, spouting off more than the usual none sense and how Steven can just make up new sexual positions.
Games Destroyed: Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Final Fantasy XIII, Toy Soldiers, Mass Effect 2, Supreme Commander 2, Mega Man 10, Crysis, DJ Hero, Phantasy Star: Zero,
They Are Trying to Get Rid of Fat Things Timecode: 0:00:00-0:57:00 Now Playing 0:57:00-1:55:30 News and Releases
8bit Bar Episode025 – Now With More Robo-Dicks!
Mar 2nd

If you thought we couldn’t get any more classy than we already are, then you were dead wrong. This week, we received our new podcast equipment and we sound 50% better, are 30% more funny, have 10% more wit, and now come with 10% more robot dicks. We now cover all your podcast needs.
Along the way, Ashleigh and Steven want to spoil Heavy Rain so bad, Matt develops a Napoleon complex and talks crazy indie games, and Wallace finally puts Mass Effect 2 to bed. Now if only he’ll play Modern Warfare 2.
Games Destroyed: Heavy Rain, Bioshock 2, Napoleon: Total War, I Wanna Be The Guy, Robot Unicorn Attack, Creamwolf, Mass Effect 2
Show Notes: I Wanna Be The Guy Speedrun 1/5 I Wanna Be The Guy Speedrun 2/5 I Wanna Be The Guy Speedrun 3/5 I Wanna Be The Guy Speedrun 4/5 I Wanna Be The Guy Speedrun 5/5 Creamwolf Robot Unicorn Attack I Wanna Be The Guy download
StarCraft 2 livestream!
Feb 23rd
You thought we would just release an episode and be done? THINK AGAIN! Viewer extraordinaire Reilly has let us hi-jack his computer for some StarCraft 2 beta streaming!
8bitBar Episode024- Coconuts and Mangos
Feb 23rd

The entire crew is back this week and return to form, spouting crazy banter and kick ass cross usage. Wallace makes creepy Sims 3 time, Jason almost brings up White Knight Chronicles, and Ashleigh and Matt talk Bioshock 2 for way too long.
If you have any questions, comments, or slams, email us at mail@8bitbar.com or comment on the site.
Games Destroyed: Mass Effect 2, Bioshock 2, Dante’s Inferno, Lost: Via Domus, Shattered Horizon, Sims 3, Yakuza 3 demo
Show Notes: PA Belle Sara Time-code: 0:00:00-0:48:15 Now Playing 0:48:15-1:17:45 New Releases and News 1:17:45-1:18:45 Jason Loves Pwnies
EmiTown needs donations for Community Pool
Feb 19th

Okay so maybe there isn’t going to be a new pool, but you should head on over to Emi Lenox’s
web comic “EmiTown” and give it a good read. When you’re done laughing, crying, and wishing you too had super powers click on her donate button and give her some money so she can turn her wonderful web comic into a printed version…of awesome-ness-ity-dom.

Also if you give $5+ you get a cool drawing from Emi herself! AWESOME!
8bitBar Episode 023- Sperm Guzzler
Feb 16th
This week we dive into a variety of topics thanks to our Now Playing section where we dive into existential themes with Bioshock 2, the adult world of Heavy Rain, or making whoppee with our Sims. Along the way, Ashleigh thinks there is some sexual stuff going on with flOw, Walleh discovers Microsoft’s evil ways, and Matt makes Steven really want to play Champions Online.
Games Destroyed: Bioshock 2, Champions Online, Heavy Rain demo, A Boy and his Blob, No More Heroes 2, fretNice, Scurvy, Chime, Sims 3, flOw
Show Notes: Destructoid's NMH2 Introspectives Train Man Scurvy Time Code: 0:00:00-0:41:00 Now Playing 0:41:00-1:15:00 New Releases, News, Mail
8bit Bar Episode 022 – Mass Edit
Feb 9th

In this Episode of the 8bit Bar we dive into Mass Effect 2 and try very hard to not give away too many spoilers, and when we fail that is where the magic of obvious editing happens. So if there are random gaps after the hour mark, we probably said something you would have hated us for…more than you already do. However this ME2 discussion is only the first till Wallace stops slacking off and finishes the game. Outside of Mass Effect, which is the only game that Matt played, Jason experimented with free to play MMO beta’s, Tony mastered Tetris Splash in a bitter rivalry, and Wallace made himself feel better between bouts of Mass Effect 2 by playing the pokemans.
Also the day this episode goes up is Matt’s Birthday! So send him some birthday love at mail@8bitbar.com !
Games Destroyed: Mass Effect 2, White Knight Chronicles (so boring it was edited out), Pokemon Platinum, Tetris Splash, Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom Show Notes: White Knight "Cod" Piece Bomber Man BioShock Time code: 0:00:00-0:45:00 Now Playing 0:45:00-1:24:00 Mass Effect 2 1:24:00-1:56:15 New Releases, News, Emails 1:56:16-1:59:00 Secret Music Recording of Marcus on the Piano
Digital Boners
Jan 31st
We’ll be taking a week off from recording as Walleh and Jason want to flex their digital boners in a Smash Bros Brawl tournament. Root for them to win or else Walleh will sacrifice himself to the Sun God and then I’ll have to edit the podcast. That means low production values, crappy audio, and me rocking back in forth in the corner tossing my own feces.
We’ll be back next week to have a big discussion on Mass Effect 2 and how it may just change gaming.




