8bit Bar Episode026 – Vixen Tornado

Jason returns from the Modern Warfare 2 tournament with a few new inventions to combat gamer stink, and we think his 80s shoulder pads idea will set the video game world on fire. We then launch into a one of the most insane episodes ever, spouting off more than the usual none sense and how Steven can just make up new sexual positions.

Games Destroyed: Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Final Fantasy XIII, Toy Soldiers, Mass Effect 2, Supreme Commander 2, Mega Man 10, Crysis, DJ Hero, Phantasy Star: Zero,

They Are Trying to Get Rid of Fat Things

Timecode:
0:00:00-0:57:00  Now Playing
0:57:00-1:55:30  News and Releases
 
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8bit Bar Episode025 – Now With More Robo-Dicks!

If you thought we couldn’t get any more classy than we already are, then you were dead wrong. This week, we received our new podcast equipment and we sound 50% better, are 30% more funny, have 10% more wit, and now come with 10% more robot dicks. We now cover all your podcast needs.

Along the way, Ashleigh and Steven want to spoil Heavy Rain so bad, Matt develops a Napoleon complex and talks crazy indie games, and Wallace finally puts Mass Effect 2 to bed. Now if only he’ll play Modern Warfare 2.

Games Destroyed: Heavy Rain, Bioshock 2, Napoleon: Total War, I Wanna Be The Guy, Robot Unicorn Attack, Creamwolf, Mass Effect 2

Show Notes:
I Wanna Be The Guy Speedrun 1/5
I Wanna Be The Guy Speedrun 2/5
I Wanna Be The Guy Speedrun 3/5
I Wanna Be The Guy Speedrun 4/5
I Wanna Be The Guy Speedrun 5/5
Creamwolf
Robot Unicorn Attack
I Wanna Be The Guy download
 
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StarCraft 2 livestream!

Live Video streaming by Ustream

You thought we would just release an episode and be done? THINK AGAIN! Viewer extraordinaire Reilly has let us hi-jack his computer for some StarCraft 2 beta streaming!

8bitBar Episode024- Coconuts and Mangos

The entire crew is back this week and return to form, spouting crazy banter and kick ass cross usage. Wallace makes creepy Sims 3 time, Jason almost brings up White Knight Chronicles, and Ashleigh and Matt talk Bioshock 2 for way too long.

If you have any questions, comments, or slams, email us at mail@8bitbar.com or comment on the site.

Games Destroyed: Mass Effect 2, Bioshock 2, Dante’s Inferno, Lost: Via Domus, Shattered Horizon, Sims 3, Yakuza 3 demo

Show Notes:
PA Belle Sara

Time-code:
0:00:00-0:48:15  Now Playing
0:48:15-1:17:45  New Releases and News
1:17:45-1:18:45  Jason Loves Pwnies
 
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EmiTown needs donations for Community Pool

Okay so maybe there isn’t going to be a new pool, but you should head on over to Emi Lenox’s
web comic “EmiTown” and give it a good read. When you’re done laughing, crying, and wishing you too had super powers click on her donate button and give her some money so she can turn her wonderful web comic into a printed version…of awesome-ness-ity-dom.

Also if you give $5+ you get a cool drawing from Emi herself! AWESOME!

8bitBar Episode 023- Sperm Guzzler

This week we dive into a variety of topics thanks to our Now Playing section where we dive into existential themes with Bioshock 2, the adult world of Heavy Rain, or making whoppee with our Sims. Along the way, Ashleigh thinks there is some sexual stuff going on with flOw, Walleh discovers Microsoft’s evil ways, and Matt makes Steven really want to play Champions Online.

Games Destroyed: Bioshock 2, Champions Online, Heavy Rain demo, A Boy and his Blob, No More Heroes 2, fretNice, Scurvy, Chime, Sims 3, flOw

Show Notes:
Destructoid's NMH2 Introspectives
Train Man
Scurvy

Time Code:
0:00:00-0:41:00  Now Playing
0:41:00-1:15:00 New Releases, News, Mail
 
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8bit Bar Episode 022 – Mass Edit

In this Episode of the 8bit Bar we dive into Mass Effect 2 and try very hard to not give away too many spoilers, and when we fail that is where the magic of obvious editing happens. So if there are random gaps after the hour mark, we probably said something you would have hated us for…more than you already do. However this ME2 discussion is only the first till Wallace stops slacking off and finishes the game. Outside of Mass Effect, which is the only game that Matt played, Jason experimented with free to play MMO beta’s, Tony mastered Tetris Splash in a bitter rivalry, and Wallace made himself feel better between bouts of Mass Effect 2 by playing the pokemans.

Also the day this episode goes up is Matt’s Birthday! So send him some birthday love at mail@8bitbar.com !

Games Destroyed:  Mass Effect 2, White Knight Chronicles (so boring it was edited out), Pokemon Platinum, Tetris Splash, Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom

Show Notes:
White Knight "Cod" Piece
Bomber Man BioShock 

Time code:
0:00:00-0:45:00  Now Playing
0:45:00-1:24:00  Mass Effect 2
1:24:00-1:56:15  New Releases, News, Emails
1:56:16-1:59:00  Secret Music Recording of Marcus on the Piano
 
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Digital Boners

BonerCast

We’ll be taking a week off from recording as Walleh and Jason want to flex their digital boners in a Smash Bros Brawl tournament. Root for them to win or else Walleh will sacrifice himself to the Sun God and then I’ll have to edit the podcast. That means low production values, crappy audio, and me rocking back in forth in the corner tossing my own feces.
We’ll be back next week to have a big discussion on Mass Effect 2 and how it may just change gaming.

8bitBar Episode 021-I Don’t Have One to Tease

Producer’s Note: 5 points to who ever knows who this cosplay is of.

Ashleigh and Steven return from the great state of California to join us once again for a full cast! Along the way we discuss Bayonetta and her sexuality, how Jason is compelled to give Microsoft his money, and  old timey point and click games. We also spoil the shit out of some games so be warned.

Games destroyed: Bayonetta, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Borderlands DLC, Vagrant Hearts: Flames of Judgement, Death by Cube, Soul, Saints Row 2, Champions Online, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, No More Heroes 2, Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond, Tales of Monkey Island, Secret of Monkey Island

Show Notes:
Pokemon Girl-The true PokeMaster
Vandal Hearts:FoJ art style
 
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Episode 020-Hot Fairy Load

Producer’s Note: Never type Fairy Load with the safe search off

We’re a bit laid back this week as I amazingly forget the intro to our own show. No matter I’ve done it 19 times before, this one time I decide I’m hosting Cat Fancy Weekly instead. We talk Dark Void, free MMOs with hilariously bad engrish, and our growing need for Mega Man 10.

Don’t forget our Modern Warfare 2 contest that is still ongoing. We haven’t received any entries yet, so the games are still up for grabs. Send in your entry to mail@8bitbar.com, along with the version of the game you want. Send your comments and questions to the same address as well.

The music for this episode is off of the new Data Airlines Release "Knife".
Check it out at http://www.dataairlines.net/releases/data-airlines-the-knife-data013/
 
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